Archon Studios Dungeons and Lasers: Woodhaven – “Stairs: Fantasy and Sci-Fi Themed” – Review

Archon Studios Dungeons and Lasers: Woodhaven - "Stairs: Fantasy and Sci-Fi Themed" - Review

The last set for a little while from my Dungeons and Lasers Woodhaven Kickstarter pledge. This set has four sets – two sci-fi and two more fantasy-themed.

Archon Studios Dungeons and Lasers: Woodhaven - "Stairs: Fantasy and Sci-Fi Themed" - Review

A bit of an odd way to do them – both will work for 40k-ish gaming, but the stone ones don’t work so well for more tech-oriented sci-fi, even Necromunda, and obviously the sci-fi steps aren’t going to be super useful for fantasy and D&D players. They’re fine for me since I play across genres, but it’s still an …interesting way to lump them together.

Archon Studios Dungeons and Lasers: Woodhaven - "Stairs: Fantasy and Sci-Fi Themed" - Review

The kit comes with two of each, though opening the kit up and clipping them off the sprue shows that there’s not a whole lot to either type.

Archon Studios Dungeons and Lasers: Woodhaven - "Stairs: Fantasy and Sci-Fi Themed" - Review

The fantasy ones are a lot more substantial when compared to the sci-fi ones. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t disappointed by the sci-fi steps.

Archon Studios Dungeons and Lasers: Woodhaven - "Stairs: Fantasy and Sci-Fi Themed" - Review

The sci-fi stairs also had a consistent sinkhole at the base of the stands. I dropped some “Extra Thick” Tamiya Plastic Cement (aka Sprue Goo), and later scraped away to make them somewhat even. I did my usual stippling of AK Easycast Texture Medium to add texture to the stone of the fantasy stairs.

Archon Studios Dungeons and Lasers: Woodhaven - "Stairs: Fantasy and Sci-Fi Themed" - Review

My verdict? The sci-fi stairs are a disappointment. They’re small and not especially stable. Even for a game you’d want to blu-tac them to whatever they’re being attached to for that game, and they don’t have the “perch a model on them” gimmick that the Wooden Town Stairs Set had. The fantasy stairs are unexciting but solid, and by far the better model from the two types in this set. If you can get these cheap – and have use for both types – then by all means pick these up, but keep your expectations quite …reserved and you won’t be disappointed.

Fantasy Flight – Lord of the Rings: Journeys in Middle-Earth Shadowed Paths – Spiders

Fantasy Flight - Lord of the Rings: Journeys in Middle-Earth Shadowed Paths - Giant Spiders

A quick post today on some models I was able to quickly paint in a couple of evenings after work earlier this week. The half-dozen giant spiders from Shadowed Paths.

Fantasy Flight - Lord of the Rings: Journeys in Middle-Earth Shadowed Paths - Giant Spiders

Now these might seem to be rather uncharacteristically painted for giant spiders, let alone ones based on Tolkien’s writings – and very much unlike the ones seen in Peter Jackson’s Hobbit films, or most any depiction of the Spiders of Mirkwood, but I have good reason for this! Marouda is not at all fond of spiders as mentioned a couple of posts ago, and while I’m not a special fan either, these ones are just the exact correct size to be a really fucking big spider. Well, not like a Huntsman, but a large house spider or White-tail. Well, the wrong shape for a White-tail or Wolf Spider, but at a glance, enough to make you reach for a boot or block of wood. They’re actually close enough in shape for an Australian Garden Wolf Spider. If you’re an arachnophobe, you can skip those links. You’re welcome.

Fantasy Flight - Lord of the Rings: Journeys in Middle-Earth Shadowed Paths - Giant Spiders

So anyway, the point being that if I want Marouda to be able to play a game involving these villains, then they can’t look at all like something we might see in real life, so I decided to go for a bright, tropical-looking colouration, somewhat inspired by a Redditor called Bellman and with enough yellow in them that they can still work well enough with the Spawn of Ungoliant. I primed black, zenithal spray grey, then white from above – then Contrast Aethermatic Blue all over except for the tops of the legs, the tops of the thorax and abdomen. Dropped a drop of Contrast Medium on top of the Thorax and Abdomen, and then went in with Citadel Technical Tessaract Glow, wet-blending into the Aethermatic blue around the edges. The links in this paragraph just go to models. Though they are of spiders, though not realistically painted ones.

Then coming back later to add some Tessaract Glow to the “knees”, and add some Contrast Kroxigor Scales to the tips of the legs as well as the underside of the body. Pretty great paint pot, as well. (look closely!) Eyes picked out with Contrast Blood Angels Red. For basing it was some AK texture paste, drybrushed with the usual and some tufts added.

Fantasy Flight - Lord of the Rings: Journeys in Middle-Earth Shadowed Paths - Giant Spiders

So yeah, pretty luminous and not especially unrealistic, but they look pretty good for what they are – and more importantly – Marouda will be able to handle them being on the table, though she won’t be handling them, even with this particular scheme. The Spawn of Ungoliant, Beorn and Beravor provide scale comparison for these creepy crawly giant little bastards…