WAAAAGH! Pt.26: Assault on Black Reach Ork Nobz

Assault on Black Reach Ork Nobz, Blood Axe Nobz

So it’s been.. uh.. a couple of years, apparently, since I’ve finished any of my Orks – and yeah – it’s been way too bloody long! So today we have a band of five Ork Nobz from the AoBR boxed set – the starter for Warhammer 40k 5th edition. I’ve got at least a couple of these kicking around somewhere still in various states and like a lot of people I also picked up a number of cheap models off of the eBay back in the day – so here’s the first of mine. These five are actually the final bunch of the 25 Orks I pledged to paint alongside Wudugast back in …2019, only to burn out and stumble just before the finish line…

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After painting quite a lot of far simpler models over the past several months – including a few from WHFB, a return to 40k models really blew me away (and not necessarily in a good way) with how detailed and in fact over-detailed they are. Kind of at odds with models designed for a horde army, really. So many individual rivets and bullets and straps and buckles and laces and.. all of which my mild OCD requires that I paint. And then to cap if off, my army’s theme being something I think of as Blood Axes crossed with Rogue Trader-era boyz – so camouflage clothing all ’round!

Assault on Black Reach Ork Nobz, Blood Axe Nobz

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I mean, I did have a lot more fun painting these compared to most of the recent Drizzt models, it’s just that they also felt like they would never end given how busy they are. Even now as I’m writing this after having just put the final pre-varnish touches on these models, I spotted three extra things I need to touch on. While these Orkses weren’t the most fun I’ve had painting, and they’re pretty 2.5-D models from a starter set, I still think they’re going to be “fond of” models once I’ve had them finally out of my tray for a few days…

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This set of models and getting them done was inspired in part by wanting to “clear my mental debt” to Wudugast after several long years, and recently looking over some Orks by that guy in our blog-circle who paints really fucking well. OK, too broad, I guess. I mean this guy.

Ans yes, there will be more Orks in 2023!

D&D ̶M̶o̶n̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ Anti-Hero Manual 79: The Legend of Drizzt – Jarlaxle Baenre, Drow Mercenary & Artemis Entreri, Human Assassin

D&D ̶Monster Manual: The Legend of Drizzt - Jarlaxle Baenre, Drow Mercenary, Artemis Entreri, Human Assassin

Finally I’ve now completed the final pair of the Villain models from The Legend of Drizzt Dungeons and Dragons Adventure Boardgame. Once again, these models are mediocre at best, but at least with gaming-motivation I was able to get hem painted pretty quickly and they’ll look okay on the table (until I can find better replacements!). Jaraxle is another Drow, described as “A Dandy”, hence the pimp hat, though his flashy, purple-heavy outfit works for Drow, Dark Elves and… Stereotypical Pimps, I guess….

D&D ̶Monster Manual: The Legend of Drizzt - Jarlaxle Baenre, Drow Mercenary, Artemis Entreri, Human Assassin

Artemis is a Human Assassin, who doesn’t have an especially interesting backstory either – hopefully he’ll be an easy enough miniature to replace with …something. Something from Nolzurs or Reaper, though Nolzurs are a lot more accessable ’round these parts. This justr leaves a few of the Hero models to go, though I (sadly) realised I was still short another(!) pair of them and then almost more sadly found them, so there’s still another five models from this set to complete…

As said, though – they do look completely usable and fine on the tabletop for a boardgame. Here’s a pic of Marouda using a proxy for Wrathgar to cut down Shimmergloom to win us the third scenario. We’re still using proxies for the heroes as I haven’t completed painting any of them at this stage aside from Cattie-Brie